Community Letter - April 2025

BREAKING NEWS FROM ISYA!

Earlier this morning, at approximately “whenever o’clock”, the Royal Slime Embassy confirmed that a giant talking pancake was spotted moonwalking through Elderine while yelling “I am the new GM now!”

Witnesses claim it was followed closely by a confused Raul riding a duck, shouting something about presidential elections and free muffins for all. The duck declined to comment.

Meanwhile, Kebing was caught red-handed trying to bribe the Easter Bunny with 12 carrots and a +9 sword in exchange for eternal holiday buffs. Negotiations are ongoing.

In unrelated news, the sky briefly turned green after a group of mages attempted to cast Fireball using water scrolls. "We were just experimenting!" said someone probably named Steve.

The situation remains unstable, but one thing is clear:

SPRING HAS SPRUNG
RAUL IS BACK ON THE BALLOT
AND SOMEWHERE, SOMEHOW, A SLIME JUST GOT ELECTED IN ISYA


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